September 2009
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Less Than Zero
People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles. This is the first thing I hear when I come back to the city. Blair picks me up from LAX and mutters this under her breath as she drives up the onramp. She says, “People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles.” Though that sentence shouldn’t bother me, it stays in my mind for an uncomfortably long time. Nothing else...
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Sometimes....
Your friends are more important than being funny.
SOMETIMES.
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So, They found water on the Moon →
obliteratedheart:
(via a-thursty)
DOPE! This means you go can grow weed on the moon. This just made Kid Cudi’s life worth living.
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bohemea:
Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen
I used to...
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WatchMegan Fox and Amanda Seyfreid gettin’ it on in JENNIFER’S BODY
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I Just Met a Babe at Johnny Rockets
Down the street from where I live is a Johnny Rockets. Now let me back up for a second, as I have frequented the Encino locale on many occasion since birth. I love Johnny Rockets. Always have. Always will. Now on to the chloraphyl…
I’m sitting there getting crazy with Chili fries and an Original Burger, when all of a sudden - this French/German but raised in New York superbabe...
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Middle-Schoolers Come Out Of The Closet - DAMN! →
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UNKLE - Broken (War Stories)
Yo yo - real talk -...
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Stiletto Stoners - From Marie Claire - This Rulez →
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Did you guys hear about the Shooting at American...
There were many casual-tees.
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Best Of Craigslist -- These Are Amazing →
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Men & Women CAN NOT be Friends
Harry: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is — and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form — is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No you don't.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: No you don't.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry: Guess not.
Sally: That's too bad. You were the only person that I knew in New York.
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We are 20 years from Immortality (Dopeness) →
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My Friend Evan is TRIPPPING
Me: ya cunt
Evan: youre the cunt
Evan: haha
Me: dude i need a picture of my outfit
my mom took one but seatons are way better
Evan: yeah i want to see that
Me: I crushed your party
Me: hah! boots more often
Me: who was that nutbar girl rolling around on the floor like she was epileptic
Evan: i need som boots man
Evan: oh dude
Evan: some gutter punk
Evan: no idea
Evan: had her friend take her home
Me: she was nuts
Evan: yeah, such a bummer
Evan: up for a week im sure
Evan: crack heads
Me: jesusssssss
Me: whats with that whole movement
Me: Punk is fucking dead
Me: you'd think they'd get the memo
Evan: punks not dead
Evan: just that idea of punk
Me: punk is so dead brah!
Me: being yourself is what is in
Me: thats punk
Evan: punks definately not dead
Evan: but punk bands today arent like exploited
Evan: or crass
Evan: or the pistols
Evan: animal collective are a punk band
Me: animal collective aren't punk! they're alternative experamentilsm
Evan: haha
Evan: no theyre punk
Evan: i saw them open for black dice in 2002
Evan: they are a punk band
Me: I saw you open for Yeah Yeah Yeahs, that doesn't make you -- wait, how would you even clarify the YYYs
Evan: haha
Evan: well dude
Evan: im just telling you
Evan: animal collective
Evan: come from the punk underground
Evan: the spririt
Evan: is punk
Evan: and that is what punk is about
Evan: blowjobs on the beach in miami
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nedhepburn:
New Order “Temptation”
Fucking Ned...
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