December 2009
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I love my musical weirdo friends.
Dec 30th
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My family. Your entertainment. Hannukah oh Hannukah come light that menorah, mothafunk!
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“I have some rules: 1) You’re not fucking me, but I’ll suck your...”
– “Michelle Tanner,” laying down the law pre make-out sesh.
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“Can you vaginate my parking?”
– My mom, having a freudian slip with the valet attendants in Westwood.
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It's the Holidays
So i think I’ll just post pics and songs of my friends and shit. I can get back to terrorizing the ghosts of girlfriends past after the new year. Thank you for reading! Keep reading! Light that bong and tell your friends! Seasons Greetings, M Cafe De Chiat Day.
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ListenJay Z - On To The Next (The Blueprint 3)
Dec 21st
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123 Reasons to Love NYC
**from Gawker.  I didn’t write these. 1. Because we scorn the fat. 2. Because we can drink until 4 AM. 3. Because we have our drugs delivered to our doors. 4. Because all we have to do is walk down the street in order to be propositioned for sex. 5. Because we get to push tourists if we’re late for work. 6. Because we only pretend to recycle. ¹ 7. Because Tompkins Square park is...
Dec 21st
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TMNT Shredder Sweatshirt! Just in time for XMAS →
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“It’s a bottomless pit that we’ve been climbin’ on”
– BECK
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Blondie - Hangin’ On The Telephone I listen to this in my car, put on my RayBans and pretend that my Nasonex is a coke snifter.  Oh to be Bret Easton Ellis circa ‘84, whipping around LA in a two-seater convertible.
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thedeadline: soupsoup: Stephen Colbert performs “New York State of Mind” with Alicia Keys Awesome. Tits. Epic. Tubular!
Dec 17th
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“I wish I had a girlfriend. I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine.”
– Girls (the band, not the sexual species)
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Alice In Wonderland Trailer →
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Lester Bangs In Almost Famous
Lester Bangs: The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet.
Alice Wisdom: I like the doors.
Lester Bangs: Give me the guess who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic.
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I have a confession to make:
frangry: I just bought Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance on iTunes. Frangry: I have a confession to make - You are still the flyest babe on the tumblr block.  I too purchased this Gagagarbage for some reason. Anyway, happy birthday! (belated, sorry, I got bills to pay and shit). You are the cat pajams at any age and someday, perhaps in the next 5-10 years, your prince will come. He will have a heart...
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Golden Globe Nominations!!! →
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