December 2009
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Jewish Babe Calendar →
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The Rise Of The Jewish Girl!
Finally!
http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/dating-and-cheating/200912/hot-jewish-girls-fetish-jilfs?currentPage=1
All the girls I want to schtup!
November 2009
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nedhepburn:
Daft Punk “Something About Us”...
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The Description that Goes with the BREAKING DAWN...
Well fuck me. My link description is coding weird. Anygay, read this and pretend it goes with the link below:
This will be the most insane, goofy, fucked up movie ever produced. If made. And it will get made because the Twilight Saga has made so much money, that it would be essentially equal to leaving $400,000,000 on a gaming table, knowing if you rolled the dice you would win. And it will be...
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sisterly tush
Thought you would like this: http://www.marlenemarino.com/photographs/sisters <3 Cass
(Thanks for the submission Cassie).
You too can pitch in and get famous on the Squeeze! Send your submissions to JewSqueeze@gmail.com, or read the instructions on the right side of the blog ya cunt!
http://blackberryjewsqueeze.com/submit
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Why BREAKING DAWN needs to be made into a movie →
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Pirate Radio was so so at best. Liked phil seymour as lester bangs much better. “Give me the guess who.”
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Weekend Update - Thanksgiving Edish
Big Weekend for the holidays. In case you missed it, here’s what’s going on in the stupid bubble of idiots that is Los Angeles, most specifically with regards to my ex girlfriends:
Wisconsin Schtup is clearly still on drugs (and cupcakes).
Rumpsringa (the band) sound the same as they did 3 years ago (maybe get a bassist, guys). I rock your first record hard, but up your game on...
WolfHaus on the turntables… http://tweetphoto.com/5546758
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Metric - Stadium Love
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WatchThanksgiving with the JewSqueeze Family!
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James Cameron’s New 3-D Epic Could Change Film... →
catmansmuckers:
jaystarr:
Or it’ll be a shitty live action Fern Gully.
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WatchDecisions Decisions! It’s coming!
Hey LA/New York/Paris/Straussberg/Iowa/Florida/Rome/Italy and all the SqueezeTastic fans out there, I am going to turn you on to something hilarious and epic!
My close friend Aaron Greenberg and his team of brothers/best friends make up HANDSOME DONKEY. They are basically the raddest, baddest production company of Jews/friends on the planet. They’ve...
Wolfed to the Haus http://pic.gd/c8d278
Burn..WolfHaus chariot towed. 300 dollars and a nice trip to arlington and washington blvd, I’m rolling again. http://myloc.me/1DcMu
“Thanks for the orgasm and shirt — will return the latter later”
– Last Night’s Babe leaving my haus
Roger Room..that’s what’s up. I feel like I’m in NYC. Three vodka gimlets for the WolfHaus team.
On the grind http://pic.gd/0556b5
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IT's official: NEW MOON
Took in 24.5 MIL last night for Midnight showings.
Just goes to show you, it does not matter how big the studio is, how much money you spend on production - if it ain’t on the page, it ain’t on the screen. Luckily, that ho Steph Meyers can write a tome.
Way to go Summit Ent. You deserve ir=t. Now if only you could successfully release a movie that ISN’T Twilight you’d...
Twitter changes, “What are you doing?” to “What’s happening?” We wish it asked, “VASSUP?!”
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