February 2012
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I’ve been married for five years. To the same woman. I’ve wanted to divorce her...
– Rob Delaney on Kim K. Oldie but a goodie.
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What Happens When You Fall In Love With A Writer
*I did not write this, but it felt great to read aloud:
What happens if you fall in love with a writer?
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning....
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untitled H.S. (dedicated to Zach)
Holes in my Levi’s
from chasin’ you chasin’ you
the girl that doesn’t exist
saying things I shouldn’t say
playing songs I shouldn’t play
Doesn’t matter anyway
The truth is the truth
and the edge over other boys
You’ll see
through me
the world in my eyes.
They come off a conveyor belt, most of us.
Not this laugh.
Just go.
Move...
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Kanye X Jay-Z - N**** In Paris (official video)
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Presents
To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train. To realise the value...
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New York, New York
Being in New York City is akin to hopping into a Delorean, flooring that bitch to 88mph and revisiting all your friends and loved ones from the past. It was a lot of fun, way too much alcohol, and too little sleep. Here are some fun pictures from the highlights of my weekend with Jonno and Steff.
This is Jonathan looking like Bob Dylan on the cover of Freewheelin’ with our old pals...
I'm in NYC
Homies, get at me. Hit me on the berry iPhone Siri
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Facebook’s SEC IPO
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This is a real kid’s bar-mitzvah video. No, it’s not a joke. Watch this. It’s no wonder everyone hates us!
January 2012
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