February 2012
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Feb 10th
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“I’ve been married for five years. To the same woman. I’ve wanted to divorce her...”
– Rob Delaney on Kim K. Oldie but a goodie. 
Feb 10th
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What Happens When You Fall In Love With A Writer
*I did not write this, but it felt great to read aloud: What happens if you fall in love with a writer? Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning....
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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untitled H.S. (dedicated to Zach)
Holes in my Levi’s from chasin’ you chasin’ you the girl that doesn’t exist  saying things I shouldn’t say playing songs I shouldn’t play Doesn’t matter anyway The truth is the truth and the edge over other boys You’ll see through me the world in my eyes. They come off a conveyor belt, most of us.  Not this laugh.  Just go.  Move...
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Kanye X Jay-Z - N**** In Paris (official video)
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Presents
To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train. To realise the value...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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ListenElla Mae Brown - Holding Out For A Hero -...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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New York, New York
Being in New York City is akin to hopping into a Delorean, flooring that bitch to 88mph and revisiting all your friends and loved ones from the past. It was a lot of fun, way too much alcohol, and too little sleep. Here are some fun pictures from the highlights of my weekend with Jonno and Steff.  This is Jonathan looking like Bob Dylan on the cover of Freewheelin’ with our old pals...
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I'm in NYC
Homies, get at me. Hit me on the berry iPhone Siri
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Facebook’s SEC IPO
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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This is a real kid’s bar-mitzvah video. No, it’s not a joke. Watch this. It’s no wonder everyone hates us! 
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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