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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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12 points and 11 rebounds for Pau. Not the best night, but definitely not the worst. Oh, and 6 assists. The quintessential big man.
For @jonny_haus in Cannes. I know I’m not with you but I love you, way more than these two dudes do.
#OASIS
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