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Chloe Moretz

Chloe Moretz

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theswingingsixties:

Sean Connery and Martiine Beswick in ‘Thunderball’, 1965.

theswingingsixties:

Sean Connery and Martiine Beswick in ‘Thunderball’, 1965.

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fuckyeahlakers:

“Hi.”
12 points and 11 rebounds for Pau. Not the best night, but definitely not the worst. Oh, and 6 assists. The quintessential big man.

fuckyeahlakers:

“Hi.”

12 points and 11 rebounds for Pau. Not the best night, but definitely not the worst. Oh, and 6 assists. The quintessential big man.



karleyslutever:
By Sandy Kim

karleyslutever:

By Sandy Kim



Kurt

Kurt

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For @jonny_haus in Cannes. I know I’m not with you but I love you, way more than these two dudes do.
#OASIS

For @jonny_haus in Cannes. I know I’m not with you but I love you, way more than these two dudes do.

#OASIS

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Madonna in 1984

Madonna in 1984

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thecreatorsproject:

British DJ John Peel’s legendary record collection is now available online.

thecreatorsproject:

British DJ John Peel’s legendary record collection is now available online.

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Andre 3000 and Big Boi
(Please make another album, guys.)

Andre 3000 and Big Boi

(Please make another album, guys.)

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