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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Guys, this is my favorite Depeche Mode song. It’s great! Little kids!
Awesomeness Runs In The Family of the Day: Video artist Dicken Schrader rubs his sensational child-rearing skills in all our faces by enlisting the help of his kickass kids Milah and Korben in covering Depeche Mode’s “Everything Counts.”
[dpaf.]
For Sara, @Flergstheword on some exciting piece of biz. Once my girl, always my girl.
Just remember the words of Drizzy when you need them.
It has to BU
Having Sex Like Porn Stars: GQ
Thanks to Jakeson for this. It’s great. Funny. Sexual. I think this chick is the future Mrs. Haus.
“The fact is the truth is more interesting than anything I could make up and that’s why I’m telling it in the first place.”
Russell Banks
Ben Folds Five - Brick
*In honor of the news that they are reuniting.
please please please do me.
please fuck me.
Real Coachella/Food
